Manic Mondays

Well Monday is here and it's time for this cat to get back on his work grind, which includes long blogs that probably have no relevance to anything but it's good to get my thoughts down on paper, or in this case computer. I get the feeling like this week is going to be one of the longest fucking weeks of my life. All my major work was last week or the one before so I'm going to be painfully wasting away time with a fucking thumb in my ass waiting for this weekend. SLamField is here this weekend and im about to rage my fucking face off. Just everyone motorboatin titties and grabbing asses all over the place, straight killing it. Words can't even describe how excited I have. Last year when SLamField came to the mansion(R.I.P.) we absolutely crushed anything else that had happened that year. Not a single person in that bitch wasn't having a nasty ass time. That being said, now we have the UG so I don't even know if I will make it out alive. Dennis and I contemplated driving up to Michigan to get a bottle of Everclear for this shit but we decided we probably shouldn't try and take our own lives. That and the fact that I have as much money as an over the hill prostitute means a no go on the Everclear. I might even have to start walking to class I have so little money and I don't know what the fuck I'd do then.

Before I can go ruin my life on Saturday I got to knuckle down this week and start hitting that gym hard, I'm going to Cali for Thanksgiving break so I got to get that beach body ready to go.

Since I have relatively little to talk about in terms of currents events this week I'm going to treat you all with one of my favorite stories from last year. The ripped dick. It's the beginning of the Spring last year (2011) and lacrosse is in full swing. We are all working hard on the field and having fun on the weekend, in typical student athlete fashion. So around rolls a Friday night, before our games have started yet so we were allowed to go out, and we are dancing like divas in the UG. My good pal walks up to me and says, "Yo Dane, I'm gonna go fuck this girl, can I get you're room key so I can go get a condom?" Being the caring friend I am I said of course and sent him on his way. That was the last I saw of him until the next morning when I was ecstatic to hear of his sexual conquests. When I see said friend the next day he seems to be in much distress. I ask him what's wrong and the response I got was "Dude she was was dry when I tried to fuck her that it ripped the skin on my dick, I haven't stopped bleeding yet." I don't think there has been a time in my life where I have laughed harder at another persons expense. His dick bled for almost 2 weeks and what a solid two weeks it was.

That's my story I hoped you enjoyed. I'm leaving you all with some favorite songs of mine and a couple pictures from SLamField last year. The artist is Slumpbuster by the way who are some alumni who I dearly love so check out their shit and download their new song off iTunes.

http://www.reverbnation.com/slumpbuster